BOY GEORGE IS GUILTY, HANDSOME

The AP says today that 80's music icon Boy George has been convicted for falsely imprisoning a male escort.  George allegedly was conducting a photo shoot with a naked male model which, after an altercation, ended with the model handcuffed and beaten with a chain.  How Georges pudgy ass restrained and beat a fit young model is anyone’s guess.  Anyone’s but mine that is, since I’m doing all I can not to visualize any of this.  

Norwegian Audun Carlsen had alleged he was restrained with handcuffs by the musician at the singer's London apartment on April 28, 2007.Carlsen, 29, also accused the former Culture Club frontman of swinging a metal chain at him as he fled the singer's flat after a naked photo shoot.Boy George, who was tried under his real name George O'Dowd, admitted he handcuffed Carlsen while he investigated alleged tampering with his home computer. The singer said he believed Carlsen had removed photos of himself that were taken by the singer when the two met previously.Jurors saw photos of welts on Carlsen's head and injuries to his arm, which he said had been inflicted by O'Dowd, 46. O'Dowd said he couldn't account for the injuries.Judge David Radford indicated jail was a real possibility for the singer. "This is a case where custody is the more likely option," Radford said.

I’m all for celebrity’s eccentricities, but holy crap, you can't go around chaining and beating prostitutes.   At least that’s what I bet the sex slave in the trunk of my car would tell you.  I have a different opinion, it goes like this: shut up.