BETRAYAL!

Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good.  

Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Basterds. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together," an insider tells Star. "Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during (a cast dinner party in Berlin in September). "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."

So I guess Brad has to choose between Angelina Jolie and Dianne Krueger.  I feel for you, bro.  In a related story, I crawled on the ground under my car because I dropped a chicken nugget.  Oh, wait, I guess the two stories aren't that similar.