SKIRT IS GOOD, TOP IS ALL WRONG

The Larry Flynt produced porno about Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has found it's leading lady.  The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month.  TMZ says…

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene — a flashback — "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production.

It's surprising that Flynt is going with well known porn stars, because they had this ad on Craigslist ("Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.  Major adult studio.  Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP.  Pay: $2000-3000.  No anal required.") and experts on this sort of thing said ads like that are typically very successful.

(Don’t I know it, hehehe.  Right this way Sarah Palins…)