HOLLY HAS LEFT HEF FOR CRISS ANGEL

A sexy reader who works at the Playboy offices in LA emailed and said the rumor is that Holly Madison, as of last night, has officially broken up with Hugh Hefner and moved out of the mansion because she’s now dating Las Vegas magician Criss Angel.  Her email said…

"God you’re so hot.  All the Playmates wanna do you.  Word around town is that your penis is humongous.  Is true y/n?"

I’m paraphrasing of course because I don’t wanna get her in trouble, but she said Hef is fine with this.  He doesn’t really care because now he won't have to be called "Puffin" every 5 minutes or nagged about marriage, and he already lined up this hot young POA as a replacement.  The lingering question is, did Hef break up with Holly so she latched onto Angel, or did Criss steal her away?  Criss of course is a powerful sorcerer, and his skills in magic are limited only by the imagination.  And by the number of stagehands he has to move things while he stands in front of the camera.