STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Akon is finally going to trial – Way back on June 6 of 2007, Akon invited a fan on stage then picked him up and violently threw him into the crowd.  Now, a mere year and a half later, he’s going to trial for it.  Akon has entered a plea of not guilty.  Re-read that last sentence, then watch this video.  Akon should get R Kellys lawyer.  He could claim he wasn’t the one on the video, then countersue the kid for unpaid flying lessons.  The Enzyte CEO got 25 years in jail – this happened last week but you owe it to yourself to read the sentence, "He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis." *Sigh*  Don’t I know it.  Sam Ronson is a hot piece – I wonder if I got a sex change, I would have a chance at that.  It would totally be worth it.  Hilary Swank is gonna get fat – "She'll gain 20 to 30 pounds," we're told by a source close to the production. "It's no sweat. She's played a man before. She can handle anything."  Hilary Swank as an unattractive or manly woman?  Oh I don’t know if I'll believe that.  Seems like risky casting.