HULK HOGAN ISN’T HELPING

Hulk Hogan went on Larry King Live last night to try to give his side to the famous jailhouse tapes, on which Hogan and his family essentially blame John Grazianao for going into a coma (that kid is a jerk!)  Hogan comes off better last night than he did in the tapes but at one point he does insist that this was all part of gods plan to make Nick and John better people. Keep in mind John Grazianno will never open his eyes again. To recap, Hulk raised a spoiled fuckup, and John was a negative person, so god killed John to make up for Hulks failure as a parent. Because ours is a vengeful god, who will smite all those who do not make him happy, and Nick Hogan is his instrument of death.

In hindsight maybe Hulk should just shut the fuck up from now on.