ANGELINA HAD HER TWINS – UPDATE X 2

OK! magazine passes on a rumor today that Angelina Jolie may have already given birth to her twins, and in fact she may have done it almost a week ago.  OK says…

There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina Jolie, who was due to give birth to twins some time in the next three to four weeks, has indeed already delivered her fifth and sixth children.According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details are forthcoming at this moment.

The rumor of course is that she’s having twin girls.  Which would be hot.  Unless it's Siamese twins.  That would be creepy.  Because we're gonna have to look at these kids all the damn time.  She’d be like that dragon in the Godzilla movies, one body with three heads.  And she'd use her powerful gravity beams to destroy our cities.  Won’t someone help us!!!

UPDATE – Entertainment Tonight just sent out an email alert saying, "A source close to Angelina Jolie confirms that Jolie has given birth to twins in France."

UPDATED UPDATE – or not, according to People.  "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," a rep for the actress says.