NICK HOGAN IS SAD

Page Six says that Nick Hogan is absolutely losing his mind in jail, and he’s just barely begun his eight-month sentence for felony reckless driving.  He, of course, was speeding and wrecked his car last August, an accident that has left then-best friend John Graziano in a vegetative state ever since.  The Post says…

"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence," one friend said. "They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now." That will be small consolation to Graziano's relatives, who say Hogan has done very little for their son since the crash.

Oh boo-hoo.  Nick is a spoiled little bitch and his arrogance left a kid crippled.  Fuck him.  Not only do I hope he gets raped in jail, I hope they shove his head in the toilet while they do it.  I hope they bang him so hard, his anus actually starts smoldering.  Like, there's smoke.  His asshole should look like the porthole of a ship when he gets out.