HEATHER MILLS WAS A PRO

Heather Mills is quickly establishing her legacy as one of the world’s great monsters, right alongside people like the Green River Killer and that son of a bitch who made my coffee with soy this morning.  Mills has always denied it, but last night a documentary aired on the BBC and several witnesses claimed that she was in fact a high price call girl who had a unique talent for twisting very wealthy men to pay for her opulent lifestyle.  This was all years before she met, married and divorced Paul McCartney, and was awarded 50 million dollars in a settlement.  To prove all this, the documentary included grainy pictures of someone who appears to be Mills in various states of undress.  Case Closed!!!  Splash News Online says…

Some of the world's most powerful and rich men were Heather Mills' sugar daddies, a former prostitute claims. Denize Hewitt said a Saudi Prince, Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and Saudi arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi all paid Mills for sex. She was speaking out on an explosive Channel 4 documentary Heather Mills: What Really Happened. The show also features Heather's dad Mark Mills, her ghost writer and the sister of her first husband.

I also heard that one time Mills was in New York and during that same time they had a murder that was never solved.  Was it Mills?  Almost definitely, yes, it was.  If it wasn’t her, why won’t she pay my hush money, ask yourself that.  Does she think she's above the law?