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Michelle Rodriguez is clearly gay, and that fact has been documented a hundred different ways, yet she still won’t just come out and say it, despite all evidence to the contrary.  This month she tells Latina magazine…

"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off," she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to 'out' her: "I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

Bathroom doors?  Like, wait, public bathrooms?  Nice.  The girls I’m with get all stuck up when I try to bend them over a toilet and bang them in a bathroom stall.  Oh, a thousand pardons your majesty.