HAHAHA, YOU SUCK HEATHER MILLS

Heather Mills, of course, was a judge on the Miss USA pageant four days ago, and her winning attitude and "can do" spirit are quickly making her as beloved here in America as she is back home in England.  Page Six says…

It wasn't just the audience that hated Heather Mills at the Miss USA Pageant over the weekend – the show's producers couldn't stand Paul McCartney's one-legged ex-wife, either.Audience members loudly booed and hissed when Mills was introduced as a judge for the show at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Vegas. But the real problem came behind the scenes, where, for three weeks prior, Mills refused to sign a contract stating the show could be rebroadcast."She flat out refused because of one line," said an insider. "They went back and forth rewriting and finally threatened to pull her from it altogether. She still wouldn't sign it because she wants to get paid if they resell the footage. Her ego is enormous, and it's getting bigger by the minute."

She says she plans on moving to LA or New York because everyone in England hates her, but America hates her too so that probably won't help.  But I hope she does because she's like pure evil and that shit is interesting.  I bet if you look she'd have a pentagram shaped birthmark on the small of her back, as foretold in the prophecy.