WINONA RYDER UPDATE

Well, not really an update from yesterday, just a reminder of one of the first stories ever on this dumb little page, another Winona stealing story from August of 2005 that went largely unnoticed.  

"(Ryder) walked out of the Los Angeles boutique Shabon with clothes worth 1100 dollars. 80 dollar boots were already on her feet, as well as a brand new belt around her waist. Just a few minutes earlier, she had pestered the shop assistant about a discount … when the discount was denied, she went without paying. Because of the security cameras, they could verify that the star had left the store without paying. Rie Fujii, the owner of Shabon, set up a deal with Ryder: the store would not report the incident to the police if Ryder herself paid the 1100$ within eight days. But she never did. Instead, Ryder's assistant contacted Shabon and paid the bill with her own credit card."

She’s no criminal mastermind, this one.  She doesn't steal anything good, and in this case she made sure the store clerks saw her before she did it.  That's not how you do it.  I can't go into details, but I'm also an international jewel thief, using my charm and wit to infiltrate high society and snatch the worlds most perfect diamonds.  Oh, their beauty haunts me so! The Heart of Osiris, you will be mine!