EVERYONE ON EARTH IS PREGNANT

Does anyone pull out in Hollywood?  Has the "money shot" gone completely out of style?  Christina and the Chupacabra gave birth over the weekend, Jessica Alba, Jamie Spears and Lily Allen are all around 3 months, rumors persist that Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie and Britney are all knocked up, David Spade might have gotten Playmate Jillian Grace pregnant, yesterday Matthew McConaughey announced his girlfriend Camila Alves is expecting a child, and today comes word that Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is due in the summer.  Page Six says:

Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio won't be strutting down the runway in her skivvies anytime soon. The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. "She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.

This and Alba really are heartbreaking.  No one wants to see super hot ass like that get pregnant.  Britney would be funny though.  That chick will sleep with anyone at this point, and seemingly has since her divorce.  That baby is gonna fall out of her vag at 4 months.  Once it gets to be like 3 pounds, theres no way her vagina has enough fight in it to hold a baby in.