MADONNA IS AN UPPITY BITCH

Madonna has always been an insufferable cunt and for some reason she sounds Irish now, but today Page Six adds to her legacy by saying she will go to your yoga class and kick you out, and if you don't like it you can go to hell. 

The pop queen paid a visit to the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue Saturday morning for a yoga class. According to a member of the class, when Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed, she replied, "I need to speak to you," and then said to the class, "I want you all to leave." The teacher left with all 25 students. Madonna remained in the room practicing and wouldn't leave when a 10:30 a.m. dance class was to start.

Obviously it's impossible to know if this is true or not but I think it's clear that this is 100 percent true, just because it sounds like something Madonna would do.  She's always acted like this, based on a career where all she does is recognize good new producers and then leach off of them.  Instead of picturing her career, picture two people on a tandem bike, one is huffing and puffing and peddling their ass of, the other is up front with their feet on the handlebars screaming "Weeeee!  Look at me everyone!"  Guess which one is Madonna.