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December 5, 2007 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
I'm completely convinced that Hayden Panettiere is gonna weigh 800 pounds one day, so if anyone plans on getting her on the business end of a penis, they better make their move now. Here she is yesterday on her way to the gym in some ridiculously short shorts. Which I like. Her priorities are in all the right places. I have those same shorts, but when I wear mine I'm at least nice enough to lick my finger, then touch my buns and make a sizzling sound when I catch the ladies getting an eyeful. It's a little somethin extra for them to take home and keep them warm at night. Hayden could learn a thing or two from me.