SORRY LADIES, HES TAKEN

Apparently this is not a picture of fatties attempting to conquer the ocean, as I was led to believe by precedent, but rather it's Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrating her engagement to the hunk in the picture, Scottish "actor" Ross McCall.  They got engaged last week then went to Hawaii to celebrate.  Sources say his bitchin ink was included in the deal.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com that Hewitt, 28, and boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are engaged to be married."They got engaged last week," her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii.Us has learned that the antique engagement ring has been in Ross' family for over 100 years.

Scotland is like 8 billion years old, so a hundred-year-old ring just means he's cheap.  Those bourgeois cunts in Hollywood won't stand for that.  Although it's possible she doesn't even know they're engaged.  Depending on how thick his accent is, "We should share our life, get married" may have sounded like "We should share our pie, it's cherry".  In the second one, it's understandable that her reply was, "yes yes, oh my god, forever and ever, yes!"