HOT CHICKS ARE THE REAL HEROES

Video now (some of which is a little disturbing) of the incident that happened earlier this week, as Hayden Panettiere and other protesters attempted to block fisherman who were trapping and slaughtering dolphins off the coast of Japan. Live Leak says:

The 18-year-old actress paddled out on a surfboard in an attempt to reach a pod of dolphins to stop them being driven into a nearby cove and killed. But the six surfers, from Australia and the United States, were intercepted by a fishing boat before they could reach the dolphins. The fishermen used the boat's propellers to block their way and at one point struck out with a boathook. It was an ugly and potentially life-threatening confrontation that lasted more than 10 minutes before the surfers were forced to return to the beach.

Chicks really are crazy about dolphins. And some of them are hot, like the one next to Hayden outside the van. I think a good trick to get laid would be to tell models how you work with abused dolphins, dolphins that were rescued, and how one is real scared and the only way he'll eat is if you put a fish in your mouth and then lean forward like you're kissing. And then the girl will be all like "awww". And then she’ll say, "you wanna do it".  And you can be like, "you know it, baby."