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November 1, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Liv Tyler and her husband who I think is from the band Spacehog but I don't care so I didn't look it up, went dressed as racist rich white people who think other cultures are basically the zoo. Don't get me wrong, I support just about every prejudice you can think of, but I'm a dickhead, I'm supposed to, she holds herself up as some uppity do-gooder liberal. I'm working hard to bring back intolerance, but I'm only one man. Maybe next year they can dress up the kid as a Jew diamond merchant with bags of money, and Liv can put on a geisha costume then pull her eyes back and say "me sucky sucky!"
(for the record, if you ever look down and a hand like Livs is wrapped around your dork, you're full blown gay. I'd rather see a rattlesnake creeping toward my nuts than that hand)