HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOTS MILK

Hayden Panettiere is doing one of those stupid milk commercials, which always just looks like thinly veiled porn.  This could just as easily be an ad for SlingMyRopes.com.  Have the milk people ever even seen a milk mustache?  Because that's not what they look like.  I don’t know what sexual predator thought it was, but it's not.  Anyway, People says:

"You don't have to be a hero to feel invincible. That's why I drink milk," she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day.The ads, debuting Sept. 10, were shot in May by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Panettiere in a sleek red dress holding an exploding glass of milk.

Jesus, Annie Leibovitz is shooting these now?  How embarrassing.  This is one step from shooting passport photos at the mall.  Is there even a point to these stupid ads.  Has anyone anywhere ever gone out and bought milk after seeing one of these.  It's like those ads for the NFL that the NFL runs during NFL games.  Um, I'm already watching the NFL.  What the fuck do you want from me.  I'm not gonna go buy more TVs and put those on the NFL too if that’s what you're hinting at.

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