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August 21, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Michelle Rodriguez might be the hottest person alive who can also beat my ass. This chick is like violence personified. She scares the hell out of me. She scares me, and I'm really tough. I even have scars all over to prove it. Granted mine are from peeling an apple and one time I stabbed myself trying to open a juice box, and another time I fell down playing Wii bowling, but they totally could have been from real fights, like the ones they have in movies about badasses who don't take any crap.
(I tried to brighten these but they still have some weird brown hue to them. It's like those old timey wild west pictures you get at Six Flags. Except with way more dykes and potential for masturbating)
(bumped because that other shit is depressing/infuriating)