KFED IS STILL BROKE, SEXY

Despite some online reports saying Kevin Federline may score as much as 19 million dollars in the quickly proceeding divorce settlement from Britney Spears, TMZ says they have the real numbers, and they're not even close to 19.  TMZ says:

As for why K-Fed isn't in a position to bargain — Britney's disso-queen lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted an airtight prenup before the marriage. Kevin will end up pocketing around a mil.  The divorce is winding its way to a quick end. Britney and Kevin are getting along, and they have agreed in principle to a custody arrangement. As TMZ first reported, there will be a 50/50 custody split for now, but in the long run , Britney will get primary custody.

So I guess despite all of her recent insanity, a contract is still a contract, and the prenup drawn up by Wasser is marveled over by everyone who has ever read it.  The Daily Mail saw a copy and apparently this thing is 60 pages long, a detailed record of everything Britney has ever earned, every dime listed and locked away.  Although in hindsight, they probably over thought it a little.  Kevin Federline is an idiot. They could have just handed him the instruction manual for a digital camera and a recipe for Raisin Roundies and called that the pre-nup.  He would just do that thing where he puts a finger on his lips and then pretends to read.  "Hmm, okay … yes that looks about right … interesting, interesting … okay, I think this looks good.  It's tough but fair."