BRIDGET MOYNAHAN IS PREGNANT

Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant and the father to-be is her ex boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.  It will be the first child for both.  Moynahan, 36, and Brady, 29, dated for two years before breaking up in December.  Brady is now dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen.  Because that's what you do when you're the quarterback for a team that won the Superbowl three times and you look like a model.  You replace Bridget Moynahan with a Victoria's Secret supermodel.  The only downside is that there's no where for him to go from here, there's no one more beautiful, there's no way for him to trade up.  If he breaks up with Gisele, he'll have to start fucking diamonds or an Aston Martin.  Maybe an angel or a sunset, if he can figure out how.