ANNA NICOLE WAS A GREAT MOM

Two new stories today about Anna Nicole Smith on TMZ, one that proves she bought drugs while pregnant and one that quotes a former nanny accusing Smith of starving her baby so the baby would look “sexy”.  New public documents prove that Anna Nicole used two different doctors to score methadone and Demerol while she was 8 months pregnant.  TMZ says:

an air bill dated August 8, 2006, states a package containing Demerol (30 pills), a morphine-like drug, Dalmane (30 pills), a sleeping pill, and injectable vials of vitamin B12 were sent to Vickie Marshall in the Bahamas. Vickie Marshall is Anna Nicole's legal name … a prescription dated August 25, 2006 written to a Michelle Chase for 500 ml of methadone (5mg/5ml solution). Michelle Chase was also a name used by Anna … TMZ has also obtained a separate air bill, dated the very same day, that shows a package containing 500 ml of methadone was sent to Vicky Marshall in the Bahamas.

The even more alarming accusations come from Smiths former nanny.  A sample:

According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' … Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should." … According to the document, Alexis says that Smith threatened to "shoot her" if the baby ever addressed the nanny as "Mummy." … In the document, Alexis also claims that during her brief employment, Smith "attempted to commit suicide" on two separate occasions…

Well, of course Anna did this kind of stupid shit, what was she, Mr. Owl, was she supposed to have all the answers.  She was an idiot.  I wouldn't let her baby-sit my cactus while I went to get the mail, much less raise a child.