KATHY GRIFFIN IS DESPERATE

This morning New York Daily News says:

Kathy Griffin drew the attention of unsuspecting tourists on W. 57th St. the other day by hanging out her limo's window, waving her arms frantically and shouting, "Hey, everyone! It's me! Kathy Griffin!"

Yikes.  One time I was walking down Sunset and David Cross drove by in a limo and he was standing up with his head sticking out of the sunroof and yelling, "look at me everyone, I can afford to rent a limo.  I've got NINETY DOLLARS!  LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!"  So, yeah, today is boring as hell so far, and this is just filler that's only going up because David Cross is funny.  Kathy Griffin, on the other hand, is desperate and sad. And looks like a female impersonator.  And is about as funny as a dead Christmas puppy.  If I had to choose between sex with Kathy Griffin and sex with a dead boy, I would at least find out what the boy died of.