JENNA AND PARIS MIGHT F**K A VIRGIN

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been contacted about starring in a new reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory", a show with the tag line "when you win it, you lose it".  The producers are currently holding open auditions to participate on the show and are looking for males between 18-34 with “no experience necessary.”  TMZ says:

Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp.  To help stock his TV larder, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; soliciting actual, live virgins in those cities. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.

So, wait, are Paris and Jenna actually gonna fuck this dude?  The winner gets to fuck Paris Hilton?  Sounds more like a threat.  And Jesus, if the winner gets lethal std's, what are they doing to the losers.  Are they released into the woods with a one hour head start before the hunt begins or does the floor just open up and they're dropped into lava or maybe a shark tank like in that Bond movie.  If that's the case, I'm pretty sure this will be the greatest show of all time.  Although seemingly illegal.