JENNIFER ANISTON IS TRENDY

Jennifer Anniston is reportedly desperate to adopt a baby and has instructed her attorneys to begin a search with the help of several Los Angeles based adoption agencies.  A source told Britain's Grazia magazine:

"Jen has thrown herself into adopting and wants it to happen straight away. She toyed with the idea while she was with Vince but began looking in December after they split."

Adding a new twist to the craze, Anniston wants to adopt inside the United States.

"She turned to friends for advice, including Oprah Winfrey, who advised her to adopt an African child, but she has settled on an American baby."

I wonder which box Jennifer checked under "reason for adopting"?  A: Attention.  B: Revenge or C: Profit.  Honest to God, in six months, this desperate bitch will be going to bars in a white tuxedo and walking a panther on a leash, then crying on Oprah because she can't get any privacy.