ANGELINA HATES MADONNA

Angelina Jolie has come out and criticized Madonna’s adoption of an African baby, calling it illegal and saying she was shocked that Madonna would take a baby boy out of a country where his father still lives.  She is also offended that Madonna would visit “an impoverished African country with the sole intention of choosing an infant.”  Angelina says:

'Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born.  It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.  Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.'

I’m not saying we should kill Madonna, but I’m not not saying we should kill Madonna.  At the very least we should freeze her until they find a cure for whatever it is that makes people egomaniac bitches.  It's pretty much the same thing as killing her, but probably legal becuase it sounds all sciencey.