MADONNA IS ALL ABOUT MADONNA

Madonna still claims that she was given no preferential treatment when she adopted a baby in Malawi last month, and says the people there didn't even know who she was.  In fact, according to Madonna, her name caused nothing but confusion.  Madonna says:

"People started to say my name and they had never heard of Madonna. And, in Chichewa, the word 'Madonna' means 'distinguished white lady', so I think they got very confused."

God, I hope that stupid kid bites her and gives her some terrifying African disease.  That's where most diseases come from, you know.  African babies biting people.  They're like little badgers.  Top experts agree that anytime you see an African baby, you're supposed to hit it in the head with some rolled up newspaper and say "bad!"  If one comes towards you, shoosh it away with like a broom or something.  Maybe a water gun.

(and thanks to katey, for the link and for having my favorite name in the world)