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October 9, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
News of the World ran a picture yesterday of Paris Hilton putting on lip gloss, which was only interesting in any way because of the dime that was lying in her purse as she did it. If you're surprised to see Paris act like she's above the law and the rules don't apply to her, you probably should never leave the house again, because you're way too easily surprised. A robin might sing and give you a heart attack. A source says:
"She didn't really care if anyone saw it. There were a few shocked faces around her but she carried on chatting away."
To be fair, News of the World isn't the most highly regarded newspaper in the world, so who knows what the deal is. Like that picture they printed of me working with my horses, my muscles glistening in the sun as I took my shirt off. They said I was "hunky", when everyone knows I'm "dreamy". It really hurt my feelings.