PARIS HILTON AND TRAVIS BARKER?

Despite making a pledge of celibacy just a few weeks ago, Paris Hilton reportedly spent Monday night with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.  After meeting for the first time a few days before at Pure in Las Vegas, they were seen in a Los Angeles hotel on Monday.   Exposay says:

A source told the Sun, "Before long they were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on. All her friends and her sister Nicky were there looking stunned."  The raunchy couple then gave the crowd even more of a show when they headed to strip club Spearmint Rhino in a limousine.  "Their steamy show in their limo, near the rear VIP private entrance, was more sizzling than the lap dances inside. Guys were standing around watching."

It takes a big man to admit when he's scared, so it's pretty admirable that I confess there's simply no way in hell I could fuck Paris Hilton.  My penis would be scared to death, and my penis ran down and beat up a purse snatcher one time.  

update – and bam, just like that, new pictures of these two whores in the bushes outside Hyde on Sunset last night.  Although, thanks to wigged treachery, there’s no telling who this lazy eyed stranger is.