PARIS AND BRANDON GOT DENIED

Just a week after Paris Hilton glared at ex-BFF Tara Reid while she stood on the outside looking in at Hyde in Los Angeles, Paris and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City last Thursday night after the MTV Music Awards.  Paris broke down in tears and Davis scuffled with police before they were sent away.  Limelight.org says:

Paris is photographed with boyfriend Brandon Davis and Puff Daddy trying to enter a private VMA 2006 after party with no luck. Police arrive and Brandon Davis is seen arguing with one of the officers. Paris is shown upset and crying and comforted by a female friend.

Hopefully, Paris Hilton being shunned will be a hot new trend.  Like suede platform pumps or pit-bull attacks.  The ultimate of course would be to shun Paris Hilton by sicking pit bulls on her, then watching her try and run away in those god damn suede platform pumps.  Then again, I take my hot trends very seriously.  I'm a cold-hearted machine. I can't be bargained with. I can't be reasoned with.