JESSICA SIMPSON HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

Jessica Simpson has finally admitted to having her lips augmented last year, and says she regrets having done it because it didn't look natural.  Simpson says she had the protein-based gel Restylane injected, hoping that it was safer and more natural looking than collegen.  Umm, it wasn't.  Simpson says:

"I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!"

I can think of worse things than Jessica Simpson with thick and less sensitive lips, so it's kind of a shame that she didn't like it.  Although if I look at too many pictures of her even without thick lips, I wake up the next morning with my stuffed animals all stuck together, so this is probably for the best.  Left on her own, without her idiot stylist or father or surgeons ruining everything, she's basically on a level of cute only seen when baby pandas wearing little cowboy hats play on a slide.