PARIS HILTON IS A FAILURE

Paris Hiltons debut CD is being seen as a failure after its first week on the charts.  "Paris" sold only 75,000 copies in the United States, barely ranking in the Billboard Hot 100 and a far cry from the chart topping Christina Aguilera, who sold 320,000 copies of her album last week.  This week , "Paris" is projected to sell just 30,000 copies.   Page Six says:

"The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can't back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can't sing live."   The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn't listen."

God, this is so satisfying.  The only way I would ever listen to a Paris Hilton song is if I was poisoned and the ingredients to the antidote were hidden in her lyrics.