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August 29, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Whether Charlize Theron has ever looked this hot before is really up to you and your penis, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't. She was pretty doughy just a few months ago, but now I'm all set to award her the title of Best Ass in Hollywood. Winning the Best Ass award is a complicated and technical process with incredibly strict regulations of governing procedure. I don't happen to know what any of those regulations are because I made the title up just now, but it mostly involves bending over and occasionally having your suit turn into a thong.