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August 26, 2005 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
I heard about this study at Stanford one time that proved that Brooke Burke is so hot, people in wheel chairs would rise up for the first time in years and click their heels and even do double dutch if they stared at her ass long enough. The science involved is pretty complicated, so I wont go into it here, but those guys had clip boards and everything, so your foolin yourself if you think you can stand in the way of science. Brooke Burkes ass is more powerful than us all, my friend.