Jessica is kind of patronizing

The Sun UK is reporting that Jessica Alba has admitted she has a crush on Hollywood veterans Morgan Freeman and Sean Connery. The stunning actress says she thinks older men have great sex appeal.

“Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, Michael Caine. I have this thing for older men. They’ve been around and know so much. Jessica also loves the chivalry shown by older men, adding: “Carry my bag. Open a door for me. Pull out my chair.”

The image of Cash Warren going down on Jessica Alba now seems as charming as a teddy bear picnic, at least compared to the image of Morgan Freeman rolling off of her, sweaty and flushed and trying to catch his breath. So thanks for that, Sun UK. Although, in a sense I guess I find this encouraging. The People Magazine 50 Most Beautiful list is nothing but a big popularity contest these days (it used to be about the beauty), so I haven