Eva Longoria is clean shaven

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star Eva Longoria was so thrilled the first time she had a Brazilian wax, she credits the experience with finally making her a woman. The stunning 30-year-old actress told OK! magazine:

“The first time (I felt like a woman) was when I got a Brazilian wax. I really think that was it. I thought: ‘I was missing out on this whole other world before that Brazilian wax.’ It was when I was 25 or 26. I never waxed or really paid attention to that area. But it came at the right time. It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me. I felt like Angelina Jolie afterwards. (Getting in touch with) your inner sex goddess would begin with the Brazilian wax. And try dating a younger man – that’s worked for me!”

I really get the feeling sex with Eva Longoria would be like trying to land a world class marlin. A six hour war, and you would need big leather straps and a fighting chair just to stay in the game. She may only be a foot in a half tall, but there