Howard Stern is the new Americas Got Talent host

NBC announced this morning that Howard Stern will replace Piers Morgan as the third judge on ‘America’s Got Talent’, which will move from LA to New York to accommodate his radio show. And he’ll no doubt be great, but it would be even better if they also replaced Nick Cannon, who is completely useless. All he does is read an introduction off a card, then clap and say, “daammmnnn, that was hot. Sharon, what did you think?” He has no improv skills whatsoever. When he drives he must sit at traffic lights for hours because he can’t think fast enough to hit the gas before it turns red again.

(story source = the ap, image source of Sterns wife = fhm)