who is the windows phone girl in lingerie who says “really”?

So last night, in between Michael Vick fisting the Redskins, that Windows phone commercial came on, the one that has people saying “really?” and plays In The Hall Of The Mountain King, but much more importantly has that amazing piece of ass in lingerie trying to get the attention of her husband, who I assume is gayly texting his homosexual lover.

And since her breasts kinda bounce when she throws the pillow at the guy looking up the record for the most cocks ever crammed in to one mouth, and everyone goes insane with desire when they see her, this was a huge topic on my twitter. But who is she? Where did this siren come from, and are there pictures of her naked?

Thankfully, diggitydigs on twitter had the answer. The “really” girls name is Christina Cuenca, and she’s the 2006 Miss Louisiana.

In summation, I may have found my calling. I have a website, and I’m very very lonely with nothing better to do than stalk hot girls on the internet, so if there’s someone special in your heart like Christina, email me and maybe we can find out who she is. And by that I mean, hopefully someone will just tell us. What am I, in the NSA, I don’t know how to find these girls. If I knew how to track down hot chicks do you think I’d be here talking to your loser ass every day. Uhh, um, I mean… I love you!

SEXY UPDATE – as several dozen emails graciously pointed out, Christina and her perfect body also star in this Dodge commercial.