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March 31, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
After waiting around a few weeks to see if doing nothing would save his access to 100 million dollars marriage, Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab in Arizona. Because it just dawned on him now, after he got caught, that his sleeping around might be a problem. People says…
“Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues,” his rep said in a statement. “He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.”
While the rep did not specify the type of treatment facility, one source confirms he checked in on March 26, and that it was “100 percent his own idea” – and not the result of an ultimatum from Bullock.
Yeah no kidding because she’s done with him. Not that it matters because these rehabs are stupid. Men have to fuck things, and no nerd doctor with wave sounds and soothing colors is gonna change that. This guy fucked a street light. This guy fucked a bicycle. This guy has been laid by over a thousand different … cars. And that sad part is, those guys aren’t crazy. If I didn’t have so much game and wasn’t so handsome, I’d probably fuck some bikes too. And then I’d have to tell the judge, “I swear to god, I didn’t know it was a tricycle. I thought it was a low rider, it looked very mature.”