australia kicks ass

Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don’t know who that is but she’s hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama Beach would be a good name if she ever does porn, because it’s fun to say Tamarama but also because lots of foreign porn stars have some reference to where they’re from in their name. Like all the Asian porn stars with some version of Asia or Thai or whatever. Guys don’t have that problem. That’s why I do porn under the name Fillmore Bush. That’s a name that commands respect no matter where you’re from.

(picture source = flynet online)