prepare to be disappointed

Jaimee Grubbs is that girl who was sleeping with Tiger Woods. Not the Swedish one or the tan one or the one who sounds black but isn’t. The other one. The one who has almost certainly never been asked for naked pictures but who sends them out anyway.

Tiger Woods’ mistress Jaimee Grubbs emailed naked photos of herself to an ex-boyfriend, the man told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
Two are taken in a bathroom, one showing her topless from the front, and the other taken with her back facing the camera. Another shot is taken in a different room and she is wearing boyshorts imprinted with the words, “wish you were here.”

I like to pretend we’ll be spared the fate of seeing these but that seems unlikely. At least she’s in good shape. It could be worse. It can’t be as bad as that topless picture Lindsay took of herself in the mirror (this). Lindsay is so GD ugly at this point whenever I open a new picture of her portraits on the wall around my house cover their eyes and my plants all die.

(picture source = pacific coast)