ashley greene on maxim

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Maxim is boring as hell of course (*), and you could find better writing with funnier jokes on the label for a bottle of vitamins, but they still somehow trick hot girls into posing for their unreadable magazine every month. In this case ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene. They also have an interview with her, but you shouldn’t read it.  It’s bad to know too much about a girl who is a total stranger.  Because then if we start dating, and much to her amazement we have all the same favorite food and books and movies, eventually she’ll realize we’re not soul mates, but that I’ve been stalking her for several months.

(image source = pacific coast)

(*) maxim.com gets half the page views that tyler does every month (screencap). how embarrassing. they have an army of professionals. tyler is written by one person, me, and I can barely even read. so if any hot actress or model out there wants to send in some awesome pictures to post on tyler so they can be famous, by all means go for it. I have no integrity whatsoever. that’s fine with me.