khloe kardashian is screwed

Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.

He is adamant that all of his assets, including whatever money he makes while married to Khloe, are his, and she will not get a dime when should they divorce. TMZ says…

We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.

Yeah I don’t really care about that. I feel like Darwin watching his big lanky ass prepare to breed with that moose. What I very much do care about is Ashley Greene in a bikini. Therefore, here we have pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini. As you can tell these are much better than pictures of Khloe, who looks like a learning-disabled boy.