lindsay is sooooo hot

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were in Paris last night, and are you god damn kidding me. Lindsay is 23, looks 43 and acts like she’s 13. Which is why she looks 43. She looks so haggard and weary for her age, she might as well be covered in spiderwebs.

Her sister Ali is 15. She wants to be an actress too. Or an eastern European prostitute. She sort of looks like Anne Hathaway, except not as good in any of the good categories. Her body isn’t as good, her chest isn’t as big, she can’t act, and she’s not nearly as attractive.  She’s Anne Half The Way. A-cha-cha-cha-cha!

(hq jump here. source = splash)