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September 14, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I don’t know what little girl decided the MTV VMA’s should be the same day as NFL opening weekend, but did anyone even watch that crap? And if so, why? Was it to see Lady GaGa and her shocking outfits? If so, I hate you.
There’s a thin line between “creative artist” and “f**king retard”. Anyone can do this dumb shit. It’s not hard. I can dress as a muffin with butter, or make a hat out of a crocodile head so my face is peeking out of its open mouth and the crocodile body hangs down my back like a cape. “Ohhh, look at me everyone, I’m a complex artist who refuses to conform with your safe little ideas about fashion.”
Actually, no. No I’m not. I just made up some dumb shit because I want attention. God these two fug morons deserve each other. When does that lady who ran Selena’s fan club get out? And when can she get a new gun?