God Jennifer Aniston sucks

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of this months Ellle magazine, and you may find this hard to believe, but during the interview she brings up her love life and lays out why you should feel sorry for her, then says she doesn’t want anyone to feel sorry for her. I don’t anticipate any problems with accommodating that. E! says…

“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,” she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town.
“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting getting on with her life,’ so be it.”
Nevertheless, she’s taking her lonely-lady role-model status very seriously: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”

Why can’t a great girl like this find someone to settle down with? If there’s one thing guys love in a new girlfriend, it’s one who constantly obsesses over the status of their relationship and clings to him like they’d been pushed out on to the wing of a plane. And if she has old lady hands and a big nose? Well that’s just the icing on the cake.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)