“There is no split.”

Earlier today there was a post with the headline, “It’s an official split”.  And there was an ominous picture that showed Brad and Angelina looking in opposite directions.  As if in life, as well as at Cannes.  But this post has cute kissy-face pictures, which can only mean one thing. As previously implied by the headline, Brad and Angelina have not broken up and in fact are still very much together.

I sent an email to someone who is very very very close to Angelina, and asked about the story in the Enquirer.  The reply was the quote you see in the headline.

Now you may be wondering, is this true? Is the source covering for Angelina? The answer is a definitive, how the hell do I know? I didn’t torture the guy. In my original email I did include an “angry face” made with arrow keys and slash marks to send the message that I’m not screwing around and I need the truth, but it might have looked more like a laughing Chinese man in a hat, so I’m not sure they got that message.