Lindsay is dirty in every way

LAPD investigated a burglar alarm yesterday at the home of Lindsay Lohan, and after they waded through the mess and broken debris left behind, they discovered that the burglar never actually made it into the house and that Lindsay is a lazy pig. The Daily Mail says…

The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, but closer forensic examination discovered that the mess was actually left by Li-Lo herself
There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window.
LAPD’s finest discovered that no-one had entered the house and nothing had been stolen, but officer Karen Rayner said the place was so messy that they had to contact the actress – who is currently in Paris – and ask: “Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?”

If you go to all the trouble of breaking into a celebrities house you expect it to be worth the risk. Instead this poor bastard found himself in the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Arc. He braves poison needles and dirt and spiders to finally pick up something good and then it turns out that bag of cocaine was a load-bearing bag of cocaine and now everything is crashing down around him and chasing him out the door.

(image source of Lindsay yesterday in Paris somehow = splash)