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April 23, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
It’s probably sad that Hayden Panawhatever got robbed last week but I can’t stand that stubby bitch so fuck her. TMZ says…
Law enforcement sources say Hayden returned from vacation on April 15th and discovered around $15,000 worth of jewelry was missing … there were no forced signs of entry — and sources say there were several people who were in and out of the house while she was gone.
I think I dislike Hayden so much because, for one, everyone says she’s a bitch, but mainly because she reminds me of Kirsten Dunst, although for the life of me I cannot figure out why. Maybe they look vaguely alike and that’s more than enough to tap my completely justified hated of KiKi. Hayden is somewhat less ugly of course, but who isn't? Dunst, with her cold clammy skin and lifeless eyes, looks like a child who died but then somehow kept growing.